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Friday, 15 February 2008

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Dancing queen: Diana still leads them all a merry dance today

London - (Farcial Mess): A South Korean genetics company told Diana's inquest today that they have successfully cloned the late Princess from some fingernail clippings supplied by Paul Burrell.

"The cloned Diana is nearly ten years old, M'Lud," Seoul BioScams Corp CEO said today.

"We want to put her on the stand to testify about what really happened in the tunnel with Dodi.

"A highly successful course of radical regression hypnosis has released the original Princess's memories of that night.

"Give us this chance and we could make a packet!"

However under cross-examination by Sir Buckhouse-Arselicker QC, the South Korean genetics company boss eventually cracked, admitting he'd got no further than cloning a pit-bull from a dog-turd found in Seoul Airport.

The matter could still go to appeal of course.

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