Beatles tribute artist and former "wildish" pop star Liam Gallagher has secretly married his long time "tame-ish" girlfriend Nicole Appleton at a secret location thought to be Marylebone this morning.
Apparantly Liam, formerly a Class C marijuana user and Nicole, formerly a very limited warbler in girl band "All Saints" strolled into a registry office and married in jeans and tee-shirts with a few passers-by as witnesses, totally on a wild whim.
Nicole later claimed to have dressed up for the occasion in a pair of strappy white sandals. Liam claimed that this type of "mad, pop-star behaviour" was normal in the circles he moves in. He deliberately invited no family members in order to "start a big fight and get some press inches."
The wedding was strictly off limits to the Worlds Press who failed to show up anyway. Footage of the ceremony can be seen on Facebook in the background of a happy-slapping video filmed near Marylebone Station at 2pm yesterday.
The schoolkid getting his face smashed in by a pregnant teen is Boon-Mason Ay-Jay Poynter, who commented, "Who's Oasis?" and lost two teeth.
Nicole Appleton is the one in the strappy, white sandals.