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Monday, 11 February 2008

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Wallowing in self-fellating adoration: the Pretender to the Puppet Throne today

New Scotland Yard - (Treasonous Mess): A St Valentine's Day massacre is how cops have described an apocalyptic plan to finally rid the civilised world of the KGB worm masquerading as the heir presumptive to the Puppet Throne.

Charles has wallowed in self-fellating adoration for the past thirty years despite being the UK's most monstrous, egotistical and perfidious little turncoat ever to slime his way into cushy royal benefit scrounging glory.

This week may see the turning point when the Pretender finally gets the 6am knock on the front door followed by a posse or armed anti-terror cops determined to cuff him, shove him and his lurid missus in the back of the black mariah and cart them both off to HMP Belmarsh to the Abu Hamza suite for 9/11 perpetrators.

"He's an evil little slimebag alright," a top Scotland Yard source said today.

"We hope there will be plenty of paparazzi around for the public cringefest we are organising for him this Thursday."

Kate Middleton is scared shitless.

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