Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.
Londons famous Camden Market has been decimated by the heavenly blaze, with hundreds of firefighters tackling the massive fire amidst reports of heavenly hosts of angels stoning fire engines.
Police are warning people to stay away from the area due to four horsemen rampaging through the burnt out market "causing chaos" and trampling people underfoot.
One Londoner, fleeing for his life from the wrecked market area, commented," Its worse than when the Daleks invaded last month, damn that Archbishop for opening his mouth, damn them all to hell."
Firefighters expect the flames to be brought under control early this morning, but have warned the public to be on the lookout for "locusts in large groups" and to "wrap up first-born sons well before taking them to nursery."