Brussels, Belgium - (Farcial Mess): Frantic Opus Dei whores trading is touting elder statesman (sic, sick) Tony Blair as the natural choice to be the European Union's first president.
"He has the stature, the pedigree and the right racing colors to be Europe's very own George Washington!" the Daily Fascist leading column proclaims today.
That view is not shared however by internet spread betting bookies Aintgottaprayer.con whose own weekly whores' racing publication Glue Factory News has taken a very different tack on the subject:
"Just remember last flat racing season's arse-over-tit Coolmore Stud flop, also called George Washington," this week's editorial says.
"He'd been billed as the top Euroepan talking wonder-whores after winning the UK's premier Classic the 2000 Guineas.
"But before his 2006 UK victory his Irish owners had had to change and shorten his original racing name George Bush In Washington so as not to confuse legions of potentially irate anti-Iraq war punters.
"And so he became George Washington," the Glue Factory News article adds helpfully.
"When subsequently promoted to a cushy life of lucrative stud duties, George (Bush In) Washington flopped miserably, shooting nothing but blanks on the rare occasions he could actually get an erection in the rutting stables.
"We fear much the same for EU President-in-Waiting Tony Blair."