After revolutionary experiments involving goats and submarines, Her Majesty's navy has decided to appoint one of the goat experiment subjects to the title of admiral and promote him to commander of the HMS Satyr, England's lead nuclear sub.
Newly named Admiral N.A.A nee Goat,in an unusual decision, was chosen to explain the Royal Admiral's choice: "You may, naaa, ask how it is that John Bull's NAAAAvy could have a goat as one of its top admirals. I say to nnnaaaay sayers that goats are people too. When you cut our throats to make a stew do we not bleed? Plus, recycling on a submarine is crucial and I pledge to eat every empty tinnnn cannnn of nnnnaaaaavy beans we eat."
When asked about the purported prodigious sexual appetite of his species and the long submariner voyages at sea,Adm Goat smiled stroking his whiskers: "Nnnnnnever you mind we'll have mannnny a smilinnnnnn sailor aboard the Satyr!"