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Monday, 4 February 2008

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Lowtons addressing anxious reporters outside TheSpoof.com offices

It was revealed today by management with TheSpoof.com that a writer from "Merica" has shamefully been using key words that attract more hits for his/her stories.

Unnamed sources at TheSpoof.com are considering outing this individual to its pool of world class writers who would therefore not "click" on his stories.

The very talented, gifted, and easily curiously aroused "Keepers of Spoofland" have decried his use of those actresses, actors, politicians, and especially the use of such a powerful word as turd to further his pitiful career. As one Lowton of TheSpoof.com observed "use of the word turd coupled with a disgusting picture of a turd, is just not cricket."

Oddly both of the dynamic and multi talented Lowtons adamantly deny that any mention of their names garners any support for publication of any writer to TheSpoof.com.

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