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Wednesday, 5 September 2001

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"He's who?!"

In a shock revelation it has transpired that 'Cravens' is not John Newsround's middle name.

"He fooled me for years!" said Valerie Singleton as she slipped into her negligee.

"Me too!" said Peter Purves as he slipped into Valerie Singleton.

We asked a man in the street what he thought.

"I'm not in the street," he said, pointing towards the beach.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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