Written by Perry Sharon
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Topics: David Beckham

Sunday, 3 February 2008

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So proud

David Beckham's PR Team have today been nominated for the highly-coveted Search for Positive In Negative (SPIN) award after Beckham was left out of the England Squad.

Keep It Up Limited have represented Beckham's PR interests since his early days as a junior at Manchester United and their recent campaign has resulted in 95% of the world's population knowing that Beckham has 99 England Caps. It is widely expected that his next outing on behalf of his country will signal spontaneous celebration across the globe.

When asked for a reaction to the news, a spokesman for Keep It Up replied "David who?"

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