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Saturday, 2 February 2008

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Hacking - are you a victim?

TheSpoof.com has learned that a dangerous extremist terror group, calling for the violent death of disbelievers, subjugation and stoning of women etc etc has announced that it has hacked into a number of the world's top satirical websites.

Security services have so far refused to disclose which websites have been affected but in a statement today, the head of

MAY YOU ROT IN HELL YOU WHO ARE READING THIS. KNOW THAT WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

MI5 said that the public should not worry unduly. However, if they start to read strange and somewhat random messages when perusing their favourite sites

WE DEMAND THAT YOU LEAVE IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN AND REPLACE BRUCE FORSYTH STRICTLY COME DANCING

they should contact the police immediately. The presence of such messages

AND WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY SPEARS - GIVE HER A BREAK

may mean that all personal details have been stolen from the PC. On the other hand, it will be no worse that what the HMRC, Navy and NHS have managed to do.

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