Written by queen mudder
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Thursday, 31 January 2008

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In one of his local disguises...

Tora Bora - (Whore on Terra Mess): NATO farces have said today they are bracing themselves for yet another bumper opium harvest in Afghanistan in 2008.

This is guaranteed to stuff a couple of extra couple of billion dollars into Al Qaeda pockets this year.

Who is to blame?

Step forward MI6's top WMD fantasist and dodgy dossier author, currently HM the Puppet Monarch's very own Official Man in Kabulshit, Sir Charade Cowpat-Cowls.

This envoy is one of the Hellfire Club's top illusionists and a master of the whopping great big fib.

He has remained resolutely dug in to his entrenched KGB double agent and IRA position all his life and, since last summer, has been the top UK ambassador in charge of shielding Tony Blair's Al-Qaeda secrets.

After successfully devoting a large part of his diplomatic career to shielding an ex-IRA sixty-something bastard son of George Bush Senior from war crimes prosecution, he ensured the douchebag was able to get away with being the original and very first Lotto rapist.

As for his wife, she is Dick Cheney's own KGB/CIA double agent bastard daughter and the power couple were seminal to George W Bush pulling off the 2000 Presidential whitewash.

Their run of luck may be coming to a close, however.

The UN Seismology Survey reported today that a tectonic plate running directly under the official ambassadorial residency in Kabulshit has begun rumbling horribly.

"We could be talking just a matter of days," a source said.

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