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Wednesday, 30 January 2008

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Courtney Love in background "I think Amy looks great"

Though Amy Winehouse suggests to reporters that she looks "More normal" now than she did a few years ago, many were not surprised at the revelation that she will appear on "Intervention." Amy's only two remaining friends may have convinced her to be the focus of an episode of this show.

Some of Amy's new acquaintances in her purported world of illegal drugs have indicated they like her new look. A man who identified himself as one of Amy's crack dealers said "I like her thinner look. I think she weighs around six stone, and before she was grossly overweight at around eight stone. Plus her 34 tattoos give her that special look that makes the statement, I could fucking care less!"

Amy's agent stated that "Just because she doesn't eat, keeps getting more tattoos, doesn't bathe, is losing weight, and has lost most of her teeth doesn't mean she is using illegal drugs. I mean, like anything Amy takes must be legal somewhere."

Courtney Love summed it up best by saying "I support Amy, drugs have never altered my behaviour or appearance, I always look like a slut."

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