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Wednesday, 30 January 2008

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Pesky cyclist and pompus MP David Cameron is to play the lead role in the new Bond film "The Shadow Whisper". He is set to star with Daniel Craig, as the right honourable gentleman. Early filming has been made of a gay kiss which includes to back benchers from the Lib Dems and Mark Oatham.

David Cameron first came to directors' attentions, after his explosive display on candid sex film "The House." In this film David smoked pot with Bill Clinton and smoked a few cigars.

Although in its early stages of filming, directors are trying to recreate the scene where the Bond girl comes out of the sea.

David Cameron is said to be delighted with this role after his unsuccessful bash at politics.

Daniel Craig is believed to be wearing an Ali G thong, in respect for David Cameron's new feature.

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