London - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): Disgraced British traitor Sir Anthony Blunt (sic) regularly serviced the rapacious greed of the woman hired to impersonate Queen Elizabeth, wife of King George V1, following the real royal couple's death in a Luftwaffe attack on Buckingham Palace in September 1940.
Blunt also shagged the daughter that Hitler fathered by wacko society debutante and Nazi fellater Unity Mitford. The resulting progeny from that tryst is Tony Blair according to papers released by the UK's National Poisons Unit and Royal Archive today.
Blunt was widely believed to be gay. But those who knew him say he swung both ways if there was enough money in it.
His principal source of income was from the UK's Hellfire Club and the American Skull 'N' Bones (Osteoporosis Division) who paid him handsomely to conceal state secrets that Hitler's Pope, Pius XII, also had a son by the Queen Mum doppelganger, who then went on to a stellar career impersonating George Bush Senior after the New York mob got rid of the original Bush.
Blunt was officially outed in 1979 after British spooks held a smoking gun to Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's head and explained the consequences of not dumping the treacherous little toerag.
Much of Blunt's estate went to "unspecified charitable sources" following his death in 1983, just weeks before Blair first entered Parliament.
Camilla is seething.