Buckingham Palace - (Litigious Mess): The Puppet Queen Mum's last will and testicle was secretly sealed on Buckingham Palace orders in 2002 to protect her legacy from crack-dealing creditors according to reports.
Five senior Appeal Court judges ruled that the secrecy was a necessary evil to prevent a mass run on Clarence House from where valuables were hurriedly removed into hiding just as soon as the old crone croacked it.
The dastardly deed was kept from Parliament and the public, from the taxman, from relatives and sundry other creditors such as bookmakers, royal money launderers and assorted jumped-up flunkies ready for a handout.
The secret pact was only discovered after a desperate royal wannabe, one Robert Brown, claimed to be the old crone's illegitimate son by her one-time lover Hitler's Pope, Pius XII.
Brown had been in a protracted legal fight for over five years to have her will unsealed and her body exhumed for DNA testing to prove his claims to her estate.
A series of unfortunate 'accidents' then occurred leaving him hospitalised, traumatised, shell-shocked and very nearly financially ruined.
Lady Butler-Schloss is 69.