Written by Simon Cockle
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Topics: Drugs, Amy Winehouse

Tuesday, 22 January 2008

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The entertainment world was rocked to its foundations today as a drug addict was filmed taking drugs. The shock footage of Amy Winehouse, someone who (according to her song 'Rehab') is addicted to drugs, showed her snorting cocaine and smoking crack, to which she has an addiction.

The grainy footage, allowing the viewer to see someone who has a physical dependency on chemical substances satisfying the craving for those substances, is certain to destroy what was left of the singer's public persona.

The singer, who is married to someone else who takes drugs, looks dishevelled and confused, much like someone who is under the influence of narcotics.

In other news today, a man who has diabetes injected himself with insulin, lots of people had some coffee to wake themselves up and the sun set slowly in the west. Unfortunately, no grainy footage can be found of these events. If you do have some, contact The Sun newspaper.

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