George Bush has announced that he has accepted a job as village idiot for a village just outside Gloucester.
Bush will be working on a part time basis and will be required to utter completely meaningless sentences to passers by. The village released the following statement: "A vacancy emerged when our previous idiot left to become a Conservative MP in a nearby Monmouthshire constituency. We needed someone who can make completely inane and ridiculous statements whilst disturbing people with idiotic actions and aggressive behaviour. In these respects George Bush is world class."
The village said that Bush impressed during the interview with his examples of idiocy in recent years. "He maintained there was no such thing as global warming, that invading Iraq without a UN resolution was legal and that he was right to oppose life saving stem cell research. He's an idiot through and through and should do very well in his new career."