President George W Bush of the United States has been declared mentally instable by the FBI. His lack of brain capacity was discovered when he was heard yelling and screaming obscenities around the White House.
The face in the mirror, its hideous! Get it away from me! where the words of a panicked president. When he was told that this face in the mirror was actually his, Bush denied the fact, claiming that the face in the mirror was just too ugly to be his.
Psychiatrists say that Mr Bush is suffering from self denial and acute schizophrenia, and may need severe counseling to cure himself.
For now, The president will held in an insane asylum for the highly insane and mentally incapable. TheSpoof.com is wishing Mr Bush a speedy recovery.