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Wednesday, 16 January 2008

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Imran Khan: the coroner may subpoena him to testify next week

London - (Balls-up Mess): Jemima Goldsmith Khan, ex-wife of Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan, has waded into the Princess Diana controversy about which Mr Khan HRH was actually bonkers over.

"The Hasnat Khan story is pure bull," Jemima said today.

"Di and I shared Imran between us and it was always Imran that she had the hots over.

"But I had Imran over a barrel.

"When he found out Diana was two-timing him with Rugby captain Will Carling, with antique dealer Oliver Whore and with over three dozen others all queuing up to shag her, Imran dumped her.

"The Hasnat Khan fantasy was slotted in to cover-up her fetid shenanigans after Imran became a MI5 suspect in nuclear secrets smuggling."

Jemima Khan has since divorced her ex-cricketing hero husband.

And Hasnat Khan, the heart surgeon, promoted to top non-Christian love interest in order to sell even more lurid crap by so-called ex-royal butler Paul Burrell.

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