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Tuesday, 15 January 2008

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Hillary Clinton target of new French Foreign Policy

In a stunning change in Foreign Policy, President Nicolas Sarkozy has announced how he plans to seduce Hillary Clinton should she become the first female president of the US.

"I want to show that France's attitude towards the States has changed and what better way to demonstrate this than actually going to bed with my opposite number."

The plans include a full state banquet at the Elysee palace (where given the presence of Bill Clinton cigars will be strictly forbidden), followed by a tour around Paris under the stars and then cognac and sex.

"I am confident that in France we will all be celebrating the coming of President Clinton."Sarkozy said.

Downing Street said that Gordon Brown looked forward to a cup of tea with whoever wins.

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