Embarking on his first ever visit to the Middle East, George Bush has admitted that he is the biggest threat to world peace.
During a press conference, Bush was asked to list three most dangerous elements in the world today. After a little thought - which is the usual amount he gives any decision - he said:
"Well I suppose in third place you have to have our friend Osama and those folks in AL Qaeda. Then Iran has gotta be a worry. But to be honest, I suppose it has to be me.
"I mean all the others have to act in a marginalised way, with limited resources and with the weight of global intelligence services or diplomatic efforts working against them. I on the other hand can do what the hell I like with the might of the biggest armed forces the world has ever seen - isn't that great?
"I suppose it's just as well I leave the white house this year - or who knows where we all might be"