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Wednesday, 9 January 2008

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Could she ever be Queen?

Hopes of a fairy tale outcome in the US presidential elections were boosted yesterday when Hillary Clinton, the nice-looking white female, soared to victory in the Hampshire election.

Saturation coverage from Manchester, which is also in Britain, ensured turnout was high in Britain with up to 90% of British people actually turning out to vote for Hillary.

Her feminine gender and Friends looks reassures us Brits that pre-911 America is alive and well with its three walls, air heads and crazy plots about a former president.

Tom McFoolery, our correspondent in America: "British hopes are high that America is still a little like Britain and this result proves it."

Do you live in a city that is also in America? How infatuated are you with Hillary? Is Hillary the next princess of our hearts?

The Beeb, first with Hillarymania.

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