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Friday, 4 January 2008

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The majority of Brit's think Mickey does a better job for the US than all of their past Presidents put together

A Poll carried out across all of the UK proved that the majority of Brits could not give a stuff about American Celebs or the forthcoming US Presidential Elections.

A surprising 86% of men voted that they could not give a toss about Britney Spears or Vanessa Hudgins Vagina or Tits.

Even more of a shock was that 96% of people questioned have not got the slightest bit of interest in the forthcoming US Presidential Elections.

Of all the women questioned it was agreed that the only President to come out with any credit was Bill Clinton who apart from his charm was always prepared to stick two fingers up, be on the ball and know precisely how to find the G spot.

Unfortunately the majority of US Presidents have in the past had the knack of opening their mouth and inserting their foot with the most stupid of gaffes.

Gerald Ford did not have a clue where Poland was to be found, George H.W. Bush caused widespread offence over his remarks about Auschwitz, Ronald Reagan boasted that he had managed to get unemployment to go up, Jimmy Carter told the Polish people he desired them sexually and the present plonker George W Bush could not find the way out of a room in China and then called the Prime Minister of Spain a goose.

What the majority of the Voters where unable to understand was how can the self elected World Peacekeeper try to run the World when the majority of Americans including the present President do not have a clue where the rest of the Countries in the World can be found and furthermore do not have the slightest ability in being able to converse with them.

It would appear that most Brits would rather have a couple of pints, a curry and then watch Match of the Day than take the slightest bit of interest on what goes on over the other side of the pond.

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