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Friday, 28 December 2007

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It has been confirmed today that Benazir Bhutto will be posthumously honoured in the Queen's New Year's Good Muslim list.

This is the first time that the list has been compiled and it is part of Government plans to assure British Muslims that not all of them will have their front doors kicked in at 2am by large armed men.

The Queen has said that she approves of the list and hopes that this will prove that Britain is an accepting and tolerant country.

Others on the list include King Abdullah Bin-Abd-al-Aziz Al Saud for his "lovely" visit, President Musharraf of Pakistan for the way he has swapped a military uniform for a finely cut suit and any other Muslim who doesn't criticise UK and US foreign policy.

The list will be read out at on a political token gesture day.

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