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Saturday, 22 December 2007

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A Glorious Erection by Catholic Standards

Ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair has had a religious epiphany after seeing beauty queen Valerie Begue crucified suggestively in a swimming pool.

The 22 year old Miss France could now lose her title over the sexy quasi-religious photo shoot. One picture depicts her washing Christ's feet while licking yoghurt from a pot and dripping it over her chest.

Tony Blair was said by witnesses to have dropped to his knees in an ecstasy of religious fervour after seeing the photo's published in last weeks "NUTS" magazine. He immediately retired to his bathroom for 20 minutes to "consider his religious beliefs in private" before emerging to announce his conversion to catholicism.

Mrs Blair is reported to be less than happy, saying privately to friends," I got knocked up once to enhance his political profile, I'm not spending the rest of my life pregnant because he's become a catholic."

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