London - (Livid Mess): Metropolitan Police officers have given UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown just three days to honor their back-dated pay deal after Home Secretary Jackie Smith reneged on a 25 year 'gentlemen's agreement'.
"The alternative is simple," a New Scotland Yard spokesman said today.
"Unless we get our back-date dosh in time for Xmas all plea-bargains in the Cash-for-Honors is off.
"That means Tony and Cherie and Lord Levy joining the canoeist couple John and Anne Darwin in the slammer over the holidays.
"Ditto the PM himself for ordering Alistair Darling to sell the HMRC's 25 milion bank account details disc to pesky Nigerian money-laundering enthusiasts.
"Next we'll arrest all those BBC Crimebotch! presenters who fitted up Barry George for Jill Dando's murder.
"Then it's Charles and Camilla's turn for a 42 day detention period in a padded cell for framing the Taleban for the 9/11 atrocity.
"Ken Livingstone will also get an early Yuletide surprise for importing over 500 tonnes of Venezuelan cocaine under the guise of indigenous marker crude destined for the London buses.
"As for that little tosser Dave Millipede masquarading as Brown's Foreign Secretary, he's definitely in for a festive shock when we bust him for erasing MI5 files on the McCanns. Ditto the couple's Opus Dei paymasters who recruited them to sell Plutonium to Iran.
"And don't even imagine we'll let Kate Middleton off the hook for deliberarely starting the foot 'n' mouth outbreak earlier in the summer after calling our bluff over staging the 7/7 London bombings.
"We're giving Gorgon until a week before Xmas.
"Cough up or we bust the whole lotta ya."