Written by Paul Deacon
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Topics: Queen Mother

Sunday, 5 August 2001

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The Queen Mum in her youth

A Manchester man who claims he is now "inside the Queen Mother" has been speaking exclusively to TheSpoof. Barry Fatt, of Wearside Road, Manchester explained that he had been a blood donor since 1982 and had given over 1000 pints of blood. "It's almost certain that some of my blood is now coursing round the royal veins like a fox being chased by a corgi" he said this morning.

Mr Fatt, 39, continued "I'm sure her Majesty will be feeling very lively now with my tomato sauce in her spaghetti. I lead a very active life, walking to the Blood Donor Clinic, walking back from the Blood Donor Clinic".

"I'm sure the Queen Mum will soon feel the effects of my claret. Daresay she'll at this very moment be craving a curry and beer" he added.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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