Wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been spotted in Soho square today, it has been reported he is going to be interviewed for the England job. It is not without a show of dismay from England fans, who are disappointed to see someone with little experience being interviewed.
It is believed that should Bin Laden get the job, current death row prisoner and cousin of the late Saddam Hussain, Chemical Ali may be brought in as assistant. The two of them have been described as " A Deadly partnership " by Alan Shearer. He also added " I cannor see why he shoudnah have a chance like, that muppet McClaren got one. "
When approached by TheSpoof.com, Brian Barwick gave the following statement:
" We know that Osama has little experience, but his explosive personality and ability to take risks may be key. He is not afraid to experiment and will not accept any nonsense from anyone. "
Bin laden is now favourite to get the job after all other candidates for the job were tragically killed in a completely unrelated car bombing after a meeting in London.