Written by Ben Macnair
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Sunday, 25 November 2007

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Friends, Reunited..................

Following the news that two discs are missing in Britain's Postal System, it has emerged that Friends Reunited, the site for people who did not keep in touch with people has also lost all of its discs in the post.

Mr Friend, from the site said: 'It was a big mistake really. We send the discs by post, through Postman Pat, and they went missing. We should have sent them by recorded delivery, or as I now find out, I could have simply have emailed the information'.

Mr Jerry Mandering from Chutney on the Fritz said: 'This is just dreadful news. I have been telling people on Friends Reunited complete lies, and now they will know the truth about me. Everybody things I have become the geek I was in school, but I am not, I have a good job, do Archery, and lead my own chapter of Star Trek Fans on the Internet. You see, I could have been a big nerd'.

Mr Mandering 53 recently lost his forty years worth of Stamp Albums, and has not been able to sleep for weeks.

Mr Jay Walker, of Texas said: 'I keep in contact with all of my friends. It is far cheaper than the £7.50 you have to pay to join up to be reminded of people you wanted to forget'.

We did not tell Mr Friend that all of the information for Friends Reunited is also widely available on the Internet for the whole world to see.

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