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Saturday, 24 November 2007

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"You dumbass fuckfaces, gimme back my money!"

Washington, Tyne/Wear - (Horrendous Mess): Following today's news that Revenue & Customs has lost six more child benefit data discs the Treasury is keeping mum about reports that the contents of one, containing a recorded tirade between HMRC staff and a customer making a complaint, has been launched as a mobile ringtone.

The juciest snippets of the row are now downloadable on the internet and are 'selling like hot cakes' according to the Darling-Is-A-Dead-Loss.com ringtone retailer.

"You pathetic bunch of tossers, I want my kids' money back and I want it now!" one ringtone screams out.

"Bring back The Cat! I'll see you hung, drawn and quartered for screwing up my account!" another claims.

"We think these might become very popular in the Xmas rush," mobile retailer sources added today.

"These HMRC complaint calls bring a little color to customers' lives and at £1 a pop we think they'll be even more popular than the ringtone of Cherie Blair telling the Labour Party 2006 conference that Gordon Brown's a liar!"

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