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Friday, 23 November 2007

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From the recently launched poster campaign

Washington, Tyne/Wear - (Stupendous Mess): The sacked HMRC boss in charge of the missing child benefit data discs fiasco is to travel to the Vatican to raise the profile of a poster campaign to find the vanished CDs.

Paul Grey-Tosser, 59, said he's already raised ££££s from all the usual publicity-hungry C-List celebs to finance the new awareness campaign.

This shows a recent photo of one of the missing discs which 'melted into thin air' from the HMRC orifice in Washington, Tyne/Wear.

But police investigations are now focusing on Grey-Tosser's background after the probe widened following allegations HMRC staff 'might have been sedated' before the data went missing.

But Grey-Tosser has furiously denied such assertions.

"With hindsight I now believe a child benefit data disc predator might have been lurking in the orifice all along," the disgraced ex-HMRC boss said today.

Alistair Darling is apoplectic.

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