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Thursday, 22 November 2007

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Condoleezza, baby, what's a CD?

The President of the fabulously wealthy country of America offered to come the assistance of the troubled British Prime Minister today.

In a display of affection for the British people, George W affirmed that he would solve the crisis of the missing discs.

Speaking from his country retreat where he was celebrating the Thanksgiving feast, he gave details of his proposals.

'Gee, these Limeys sure are dumb when it comes to losing things,' he stated.

'Imagine getting upset about losing two lousy discs,' he added sagely.

'Why, in my office in the White House I have thousands of spare discs and I intent to send a couple to my buddy Gordon, end of problem.'

'How much do discs cost, for crying out loud?'

'Told my mate, Tony Blair that the Iraqi war was going to cost mega-bucks but gee, if the limeys can't even afford to replace two lost discs it looks as though they shouldn't have got involved,'

He uttered, as his overcooked turkey slid past his oesophagus and descended into the bowels of his incredible brain.

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