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Tuesday, 20 November 2007

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"I'll take you on, Brown"

An amoeba has challenged Gordon Brown, claiming it can do a better job of running the country.

This follows the loss of personal data, including bank details, of half the country's population. The loss of 2 CDs containing the information came about when they were sent by normal post, and not recorded delivery.

The amoeba says despite only having one cell, it's certain it could do a more competent job of running the country and protecting the public than Gordon Brown's government.

No one from the government was available to comment. They're currently dealing with the loss of their Blockbuster video membership cards.

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