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Topics: David Cameron

Monday, 19 November 2007

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Slimy Hellfire Club tosser son of Blair

New Scotland Yard - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Serious Fraud Squad is tightening its grip around ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's secret spawn as a huge dossier of corruption evidence finally reveals the full extent of Hellfire Club treachery.

Blair, himself the bastard offspring of the Puppet Monarch's consort Philip, fathered the Oswald Mosely-lookalike crackdealer-turned-politician in a straightforward mercenary deal financed by the Osteoporosis division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones.

His mission was to procreate so future progeny would protect the bilateral US/UK secrets that the Puppet Monarch hired the current President Bush to assassinate JFK in November 1963 in a bid to avoid being deposed and exposed as a fraudster.

When the newly spawned godawful chimaera was nearly fifteen he himself sired a right royal little doppelganger who was carefully inserted into Kensington Palace after the Pretender to the Throne fatally shot and killed his brat William during a coke-binge weekend fiasco.

The rest is hystery,.

Today 'William' struts his stuff, pouting like a real Pretender to the Throne in Waiting, while his proud papa tosses himself off everynight at the prospect of becoming British Prime Minister just as his secret bastard son ascends to the Puppet Throne.

"Such is the stuff of dreams, I tell you!" Cameron tells himself repeatedly.

"Destiny calls. And we chall answer its challenge. God Save The King!"

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