Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: David Cameron

Sunday, 18 November 2007

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6pm, now mate, we have to go inside and read..........

David Cameron, puppet master of the British Conservative party has said that an important piece of information was missing from his latest statement.

'When I said that I wanted Children reading by Six' said the shiny faced leader, 'I meant I wanted them reading by 6pm. I actually want them reading by the age of four'

Mr Child, from Chutney on the Fritz said 'This is just ridiculous. I want my children reading by three, otherwise I feel that the Country has let them down'.

The hour of enforced reading for all children will start in December, just as Children are getting ready for Christmas.

Mr Child continued:'This is all very well, especially in the Winter, but is Davey boy really saying that he wants to see Children reading in the Summer, rather than outside playing?'

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