Camden Town, London - (Psychotic Mess): For nearly two hours yesterday Amy Winehouse hid in a wheelie-bin behind her Jeffrey Archer Place house in Camden as frantic paramedics trawled through her home in a bid to find and section her on her parents' express orders.
Winehouse has been demented with fury after her husband Blake Fidel-Civil was charged last week and remanded at HMP Belmarsh on trial-fixing charges.
Her parents said yesterday her usually bizarre behavior became a lot weirder when she threatened going cold turkey while chained to railings outside her husband's jail.
"Amy drug-free and sober is like you and me on mescalin," Mitch Winehouse said today.
"Last time she tried detoxing in a controlled environment several rehab clinicians ended up needing blood transfusions after falling into a psychosomatic delusional state.
"The only thing that works on Amy is London Zoo's Rhino House stun gun followed by a course of opiate and cannabinoid-related herbicide colonic irrigation therapy, same as Princess Diana had."
Blake Fidel-Civil is said to be crawling up the wall at Belmarsh.