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Saturday, 10 November 2007

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Blackshirt leader Oswald Mosely's nephew masquerading as Prince Philip

London - (Armistice Mess): As the messenger planet Mercury begins its annual transit of Scorpio, Blackshirt grandees of the Ancient Fascist Order of the Hellfire Club are smugly confident of thwarting a rumored massive Remembrance Sunday sting that seeks to finally bust them for their 9/11 atrocity roles.

Chief among them is Oswald Mosely's nephew who has made such a lucrative career impersonating minor Greek royal moron Prince Philip, consort of the Puppet Monarch.

His Remembrance Weekend performance has become something of a legend, emulated by minor tossers in the Puppet Monarchy who look for an ultimate role model in their own fraudulent careers as public icons.

Sunday's Armistice stageset showcases the Cenotaph pantomime that reenacts the country's annual charade of Hitler, Stalin and Mosely descendants performing public honors.

Amid the pomp and pageantry of the annual parade the Hellfire Club cynicism rises to magnificent peaks.

"The 11/11 sting is nothing more than the usual rumor," a Clarence House source predicted today, "we are, after all, invincible in our charade."

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