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Sunday, 4 November 2007

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Mandy Rice-Davis said he was Alexey Kosygin's son

London - (Gay Ass Mess): The Buck House flunkey at the hard core of a gay video blackmail attempt on royal minors has named Vice Count (sic) Linley's father Earl Snowdon as one of his oral resuscitation partners.

Snowdon, an ex-KGB rent-boy and former society photographer Anthony Armstrong-Jones, was press-ganged in 1960 by MI6 into wedlock with Princess Margaret.

He has always been a bit of an AC/DC suspect after being outed by Profumo hooker Mandy Rice Davis as the son of former Soviet President Alexey Kosygin.

Today's tabloid revelations also claim that the Palace valet involved in the police probe engaged in penetrative sex one way or another with 'a well-known unnamed Tory MP'.

"So all those Jonathan Aitken and Jeffrey Archer rumors might be true after all," a delighted Fleet Street source said today.

Boris Johnson is in hiding.

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