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Wednesday, 31 October 2007

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Whinging Women Should Be Locked Up Or Worse

Sir Paul's nutcase wife Heather Mills launched into angry outbursts during TV interviews comparing herself to Eva Braun, Yoko Ono, Paris Hilton, Myra Hindley, Britney, Diana, Hitler and Posh Spice. But still, on balance, she's not THAT bad.

Mad Mills, the muck slinging Geordie redlight district walking cheap clothes wearing whore who once took money for sex, became angered that "a certain corner" of the tabloids were "pushing her to the edge".

OTT Heather, who once took money for posing for disgusting pictures while having sex, added that she had received death threats and had been "close to suicide". She vowed to kill herself like Hitler, and claimed to have never even thought of genocide.

We say, yes, top yourself now you mentally ill tart. But, on the other hand, don't. What about Paul's lovely little daughter? The law prevents us from showing photos of her, but trust us, we soon will.

We can't say enough about this whinging woman. But on the other hand, to be fair, she has got a point about the pap. Those bastards will make up anything for a front page story. PIGS!

There's nothing like a balanced story, and this is nothing like it.

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