BRITISH kids are set to live in a big shit heap forever thanks to the EU, and they could face EU fines of up to £999 billion a year as a result, MPs warned today.
The House of Commons Public Refuse Incarceration Committee (PRIC) said an overlooked EU directive telling BRITS to cut waste in landfill sites from 90 billion tonnes to zero by tomorrow was, "just those foreign Johnnies at it again".
This means YOUR KIDDIES will have to do more boring recycling and composting, and they will have to build energy-from-waste power plants out of their own pockets, all because SAUSAGE GNOSHING BRUSSELS says so.
Last week Downing Street was forced to back down about getting "cold feet" over the appalling BRITISH-KIDS-WILL-LIVE-IN-A-SHIT-HEAP scheme. When Brits have to pay for their rubbish collections, they'll throw it over their neighbour's fences instead. Problem solved the British way. We say, shove you biodegradeables where it hurts, Hans.
The Currant Bun, at it again.