Buckingham Palace - (Prophetic Mess): The three day state visit of Saudi Arabia's corpulent and badly hair-dyed King Abdullah is hexed by a Halloween curse that will bring down the Hellfire Club's Puppet Monarchy according to latest soothsaying reports from London.
But he and his obese entourage seem oblivious of the karmic force-field they are straying into, despite every effort to tip the wink.
The Wahhabist absolute ruler has recklessly ignored every dire prophetic warning that Albion's Ancient and Venereal Grand Order of the Hellfire Club has issued.
Comforted by four years of rascal schmoozing by the now former British ambassador to Saudi Arabia Sir Charade Cowpat Coles GCMG, King Abdullah is blissfully scornful of the seismic fault lines surrounding Old Fatty Mountbatten's dastardly squatters' rights to the British throne.
Of course, he has been vastly reassured by ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's public statement that "it is not in Britain's best interest" to prosecute the money-laundering fraudsters at the heart of the BAE Al-Yammamah arms deal.
This gave Bush Family Mobster Empire accomplice and former Saudi ambassador the the United States Prince Bandar £1.2 billion of UK taxpayers' money in hush-money backhanders.
Bandar then recruited the Pretender to the Throne, aka Prince Charles, to co-ordinate the activities of Bush family mobster plants such as Sir Mark Thatcher, BP's ex-CEO Lord Browne and Tony Blair to ensure opium-peddling cartels of Osama Bin Ladin were financially rewarded for the 9/11 atrocity.
The attack on the World Trade center was just what George W Bush needed to declare himself de facto absolute ruler of the US presidency.
The rest is totalitarian hystery.
But as Samhain Eve approaches the forces of Nemesis and retribution are about expose the Pretender to the Puppet Throne as the real driving force behind the 9/11 atrocity.
"What will happen on the morning after?" a UK Serious & Disorganised Crime Squad source asked today.
"Nobody seems to have factored in the fall-out of ignoring this year's Samhain curse."