London - (Stark Raving Bonkers Mess): An official government On-The-Job Centre employment orifice in Cardiff has advertised for unemployed women to strip as £8-an-hour 'webcam performers'.
"Bleedin' outrage," was a Municipal and Sex Workers Union representative's response after pointing out that the UK hourly wage for these internet clit-flash positions starts at a respectable £25 per hour "plus royalties, government tax credits and pension entitlements.
"We see this as yet another blatant example of exploitation," the Union source added.
"And threatening women with taking away their On-The-Jobseekers' Allowance of a measly fifty quid a week unless they strip for this Downing Street sex webcam is taking the piss, to put it mildly."
The job description advertised states that the role involves "explicit dialogue" and "performing for clients' or customers' fantasies".
"We think this is the same ad wording that Blair used to recruit his WMD fantasy specialists," a Claimants' Union member said today.