Royal Courts of Justice, London: (Conspiracy Mess): Princess Diana uttered the words "Tell my Official Abdication Honors List nominees to give their money to the Labour Party," as she lay in the Pont d'Alma car wreckage a witness has told her inquest today.
"Her actual last words, M'Lud, were: As the People's Princess I hereby ask for all my worldly goods and chattels to be given to that nice Mr Blair to dispose of as he thinks fit. Anything left over should go to his cronies that take up The Cause in the House of Lords. Dieu et Mon Droit de Seigneur, said the anonymous person.
Diana, her holiday fling Dodi Al Fayed and driver Henri Paul all perished in the Paris crash on 31 August, 1997.
In the first eye-witness evidence at the inquest about Diana's dying wishes the un-named source said he also heard the words "something like, we are earning our money out of that, please let us do our job, which I took to be her use of the royal we."
The inquest continues.