New York - (Sordid Mess): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has unleashed a humongous and irreversible Halloween hex with her gay Dumbledore smear.
"And it will now ruin her," said the true Harry Potter author,r interviewed in New York today.
"Dumbledore is no more gay than Joanne Rowling is an honest, immensely talented children's fiction writer," a UK Fraud Squad source added, rubbing his hands with glee at the latest Rowling howler.
Rowling's heinous hoax of passing herself off as the Harry Potter author was always based on a whopping great big lie.
All seven Harry Potter stories were written under the constructed pen-name of JK Rowling in 1990 and lodged in their entirety in sealed vaults in seven cities across the globe: London, New York, Los Angeles, Paris, Rome, Beijing and Sydney.
The real Harry Potter author then sat back and patiently bided her time as a series of raids on her Harry Potter manuscripts revealed a complex matrix of international con artists.
"Always suspected she'd smear old Dumbledore in a last, desperate act of bravura," the true writer said today.
"Waiting for this trip-wire breach has been worth it.
"Hope you enjoy Halloween as much as I will!"