Royal Courts of Justice - (Hysterical Mess): The Princess Diana inquest today heard from NATO's top geomancy expert witness who said the Pont d'Alma tunnel worm-hole where she died was cosmically aligned with a number of global disaster sites.
These include Chernobyl, the Houston HQ of the Enron Corporation, the Bermuda Triangle, the Russian embassy building in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia and the Mossad regional area office in Pyong-Yang.
Professor V Smart, a senior lecturer at the Research into Lost Knowledge Organization (Rilko) told a packed courtroom that the same sacred Ley Lines that propelled Enron's disaster-struck ex-CEO Ken Lay were at work on Diana and Dodi on the night of the crash.
Smart, author of the acclaimed Spooky World: Unholy Worm Holes, Hell-Holes and Their Hidden Alignments, said that using modern geomantic mapping techniques and accompanying hysterical documents it is now possible to pin-point exact locations of these worm-holes and to discover their karmic secrets.
"Some significant synchronous phenomena are at work here," Smart said.
"Chief of these is water in the form of rivers, lakes and wells that can often be found aligned within world capitals.
"The Pont d'Alma crossing is virtually quincunx to a 'holy well' in the Strand, central London where Diana had her first colonic irrigation therapy out-of-body experience.
"This geomantic alignment was certainly formulated in Roman times and possibly pre-dated that period to the original formation of the original Cult of Diana.
"However these two sites as well as her home at Kensington Palace straddle pre-Isis geomantic fault-lines that were a heavily guarded secret used in the development of London, by master stonemasons.
"If you join up the dots you end up with the inevitable location of the master worm-hole.
"This sits on the site of a Rosicrucian temple in 1902s Cuba that saw the spawning of the George Bush Senior clone who fathered Diana.
"Call it self-inflicted karma, M'Lud."