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Topics: Kate Middleton

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

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Before the airbrushing mob took over...

Balmoral Estate, Scotland - (Ass Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton was snapped shooting up on the Balmoral estate this weekend.

Palace officials responded quickly by faking some pics of the pointless flat-chested stick insect wearing combats and a khaki T shirt.

A simple Bushmaster Varminter hunting rifle was superimposed on the photos to up the cred.

Then in an ultimate coup de theatre a couple of long-dead stuffed Victorian stags were prised off their castle mountings and positioned near the silly young skaghead.

Et voila. - Formidable.

99% of Sunday Tosser readers polled said they believed Middleton is being groomed by the Puppet Monarchy for a huntin' 'n' shootin' countryside lifestyle, as every future royal spouse should be.

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