HRH Queen Elizabeth the second was today arrested on suspicion of commiting an honour killing.
Liz, 85, of Buckingham was accused of bringing down the sword too hard when knighting Sir Gordan The Gopher. It is alleged that she brought down the sword at a greater speed than anticipated and sliced straight through Sir Gordon's shoulder.
A police source today confirmed " an 85 year old monarch was today arrested on suspicion of murder and is helping with our enquiries". It is thought that Lizie is at a London police station with her lawyer OJ Simpson.
A senior member of the royal family, with huge ears said: "Ahahaahahahahaha, now I am king!"