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Topics: Gordon Brown, Labour

Monday, 8 October 2007

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John "Roley" Prescott - He's such a clumsy fat bastard!

BBC TV have remade an episode of the classic kids series based on the Labour Party, aimed at young children that originally followed the adventures of an odd-job man.

Welcome to the world of Gord the Bodger! With their chorus of "Can we f*** it?" "Yes, we can!" Gord and his unloveable gang, laugh together, play together, quarrel and make up and just do their best to muddle through. Just like kids everywhere.

Their world is imaginative and filled with intrigue and - a unique world of instruction mayhem and chaos, that comes complete with peerages, Mori polls, modern gadgets like mobile phone tapping, but no General Election yet!

In this episode we see a mischievous back bencher and scarecrow "Spud", who loiters around always up to no good, undermining the gang's work .

The rest of the gang, John "Roley" Prescott, Ed "Lofty" Balls, Harriet "Dizzy" Harman and Jack "Travis Tractor" Straw remain at the Downing Street depot Storing away the newly drawn up Election Manifesto.

But between them, despite the mix ups, muddles and mayhem, buildings get built unless its a casino, constructions get constructed but not on time, and things get well and truly f****d...

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