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Topics: Prince Harry, ginger

Monday, 8 October 2007

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We will crush the infidels.

Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed around by the media everywhere he goes.

A spokesperson for Gingers 4 Justice commented:

'Harry has ginger hair and is very proud of it! He is fed up with the piss taking that he gets from his regiment because of his ginger hair and thinks it is about time he set the record straight... You shouldn't judge a book by its cover and you shouldn't judge him by the colour of his hair.'

Harry's army General remarked:

"That's the way it is in the Army. If someone is slow on the assault course, you'd get people shouting: 'Come on you fat b*****d', and if your ginger 'come on you ginger b*****d.'

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