Armed police were called in to shoot a runaway cow which had got loose in South Devon.
Police were called to Chillington, near Kingsbridge, after reports of a loose animal on Wednesday afternoon. Nearby residents were told to stay indoors as armed officers attended the scene.
The animal was finally cornered in Old Plymouth Road.
The Police force were seen desperately scrambling around trying to cover up the assassination they perpetrated and refused to comment after it was revealed the animal had been under police surveillance.
Devon police lawyer on behalf of Devon & Cornwall Police force commented:
'The cow killing was mistake, not a crime. The decision was then taken to destroy the animal humanely and we only shot it eleven times from close range.'
More facts are being leaked to the press every day, faster than the Police force can cover them up.